622 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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It's going down TONIGHT! YMH LIVE in Austin, TX! Don't wait! Get your tickets for the livestream at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Go to https://Talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday.

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0:00.0	Tonight's the night. Don't show up late. Don't get into the traffic jam. Get your tickets right now.
0:05.0	YMH Live is going to be streaming live from Austin, Texas. Go to livestream.yamhstudios.com
0:11.0	and get your tickets right now. And LSC other day he goes, can I give you a kiss? Good night. I go,
0:16.1	yeah buddy. I leaned down and he'd lick my eye. He was like, I was like, ugh. And he was like,
0:21.8	I didn't want to kiss you. I was like, come in. Yeah, finally I can tell everybody watching.
0:29.5	We call me a chomo. And welcome to the show. It's another episode of your mom's house podcast
0:35.7	and seated beside me is the lovely Christine. Look great. Oh that's nice. So joining us live from
0:51.9	Austin, Texas is Christina P. How you doing? I'm gene. I don't never get old. Never gets old.
1:01.7	I love hearing next year. I love on China. I love my girl host Christine. You got some
1:07.8	meh good. And yeah. How are the waspas? The waspas? The waspas? I'm so glad you asked there.
1:16.4	You know, it's a lot of people don't realize this that in Los Angeles, it is also hot. People
1:23.9	are talking about hot days in Texas. But Los Angeles is hot. It's hot today. The
1:29.1	mace you drink water. That goes for Los Angeles residents too. You're kidding. How hot is it, Tom?
1:36.4	Well, at the current temperature, I'm not sure. I know when I left yesterday it was 101 here,
1:41.0	where we record, which is a beautiful temperature. It's also, but it's dry. So to dry heat,
1:48.7	you don't feel it that much. It's different than the humidity. Now the talk of Austin lately has
1:55.0	been that it's not as hot as it usually is in the summertime. Yes. So people are saying that we're
2:00.8	just lucky now. Here are first Austin, Texas summer. Well, there it is. You know, you got to watch
2:07.0	for waspas and you got to be thankful to the GOD that it's not as hot as it normally is.
2:13.2	Yeah. You know what I just did? Do you ever have a lunch and you're so mad at what you ate?
2:18.5	Oh, yeah. Because it wasn't good. And now I want to do a takeover. You want to do over? I know.
2:23.0	I'm going to order second lunch and lunch. Second lunch will do it. And that's not a do over. That's
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