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Sometimes you just, it's nice to hear another man tell a man you could be a process.

Like, hey, I don't know if you know this, but you have got the goods. You could be a hoe.

Get out there. Yeah, hold up, dog. And like, if with his looks, high paid. Yeah. Hey there. Welcome to another episode of your mom's house where you'll learn so much about what's going on in the world and news and all the hard hitting important events.

We're going to break down what medicine you should be taking and how to get stronger with me as always is my co-host Christine.

All right, not saying as much and joining us from Austin, Texas is Christina P. Hey, Chris. Hi, Gina. Oh, hi, mommy. Hi, jeans. Hi here and mom's then and you're missing a huge rain storm right now.

I'm very upset about that. As you know, and as the audience knows, I'm what is known as a storm dad and I get storm boners. So even hearing that there's a storm going on, I'm fully erect under this table.

But I'm sad that I'm missing it. I would like to say also you got some net good. You look really nice. Thank you. I you dressed up.

I dressed up for you guys because I saw myself on a few episodes ago where I just looked terrible. So I thought I should spruce it up and for the fans. I don't know if you've noticed, but Olga, my raccoon from Russia. Yes.

Now has the official uniform of your mom's house on. Yeah.

We hand custom hand custom, sold her an adidas tracksuit. It's incredible. Raccoon size. It was really hard to do. It took several hours, but I think it's worth it.

Really representing your part of the world. So that's.

Well, and the mommy's it's a cultural thing. It is. It is. It's really cool.

So you had quite the weekend. You did shows and you had to take multiple planes and you must be exhausted.

Yeah, I I I wrapped up shows last night and then I slept for three hours and then I got on two planes and then I landed.

Here's what I would do. I were you when we wrapped locked those kids in their room and then go to bed.

I know. I think I will. I might I might do that. You know, you can do. I'm glad to see you. I mean, and smack them as hard as you can in the head and they'll pass out and then you go to bed.

I peed on myself before we started recording. That was fun. How did that happen? Tell us that story.

Well, it's weird because it's never happened before. I went to go pee and then I thought I was done and then I went to go pull up my my

chones and then there's the still come. I was still coming out. So I got pee all over my chonies. That happens.

Does that happen to you? I've had dribble, you know, I've had, you know, usually sometimes you can relax that muscle and you think it always happens when you think you're like, I'm in a rush.

You know, I want to go, you know, you're going to get all his pee out and push all this. And then you drop your dick back into your pants and you got piss all over your leg.

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