623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2021

⏱️ 145 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we got a bunch of new merch right now.
0:03.4	Go to store.yamakestudios.com and get that hot new gear.
0:08.2	What's your lady?
0:11.0	Is she...
0:12.0	How long have you been together?
0:13.0	A couple months, like five, six months.
0:15.2	Oh, you guys are in the honeymoon phase.
0:17.6	Yeah.
0:18.6	Yeah.
0:19.6	Just banging all the time.
0:20.6	Just doing this kisser boobs ring.
0:22.1	I do suck on her boobs.
0:24.0	Cool.
0:25.0	Cool.
0:26.0	What did do?
0:28.0	Oh, white baby, brit.
0:30.0	Here we are.
0:32.0	TwiyahMh Studios here in Los Angeles, California.
0:36.0	I am Tom.
0:38.0	She is Christine.
0:39.0	We're here and we're in it.
0:40.0	I'm so happy to be back.
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