621. Today's Trash | It's Gonna Be May!

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

History, Comedy

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Alicia comes to us with a story we've been loosely watching for years: the slow, apparent destruction of the marriage of singer Justin Timberlake and actress Jessica Biel. According to Page Six, Jessica is near her wit's end with Justin's behavior - drinking seems to be at the core of it - and his absences as she raises their two sons largely solo. Apparently there's been an ultimatum! And Alicia has May jokes. Allegedly. Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Want a personalized message for someone in your life? Check us out on Cameo! To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to info@amplitudemediapartners.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome one, welcome all trash pandas.
0:13.5	It is a brand new episode of today's trash.
0:16.7	Hi, Stacey.
0:17.5	Hello, Alicia.
0:18.6	It's going to be May.
0:39.6	Ha, ha, ha. Okay. Yeah. May first, Stacey. Hello, Alicia. It's going to be May. Ha, ha, ha. Okay. Yeah. May 1st, big deal in the world. Today, I am bringing you some of the big deal facts about May the first. We're going to talk about InSink and their song, It's Gonna Be Me, which is the big meme that that's going to be May and drop a little dirt.
0:43.2	I want y'all to maybe be on the trashy swivel.
0:48.0	There's trouble in paradise between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beale.
0:49.4	Can you believe it?
0:50.6	I can, in fact.
0:52.9	Welcome, everybody.
1:13.4	It is May the first, 2026. It's going to be May. If we were in England, Stacy, actually we're not in England. We are here in our own house in the United States of America that has sprung a leak. We have a big hole. Big hole in the ceiling. Well, not a hole yet. We don't have a big hole. We have, but well we don't we don't have a big hole we have but there is water coming through we had heavy heavy range last night and yeah keep us in your dry
1:19.8	thoughts and wishes please okay if we were in england if we were across the pond without
1:25.1	the ceiling leak we would be celebrating May 1st.
1:29.0	We would be bringing out our flagpoles.
1:31.5	It is May Day.
1:33.6	Traditional celebration of the arrival of spring.
1:36.7	Sure.
1:37.7	I'm a fan of the May pole, the ribbons and the dancing around the pole.
1:47.0	Of course, that is rooted in pagan festivals.
1:52.7	There's Jack in the Green. Oh, my gosh, it's so much fun. But then the other thing that happens,
1:58.1	May the first, it's going to be May. People have been practicing all year for Morris dancing.
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