620 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm! With guest Jessica Kirson and musical performances by Czarface! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Grove.com/MOM and you will get to choose a FREE starter set with your first order. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOM and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Download the DraftKings app now and use code "MOM" to get a FREE shot at the ONE MILLION DOLLAR top prize with your first deposit! On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open the show by looking at young Garth Brooks, watching a new video from the King and reminiscing about their previous show with Shaggy and the Creep. Next, Christina and Tom talk to Chris about dating, what his turn offs are and try to persuade him to post more. After that, they watch some videos including an update to the Canadian driver's arrest, a wheelchair trick and a guy jumping out of a three story window. Then, they have a heated debate about the word impactful, Tom sings to Christina in Spanish and Christina reveals the time she knew she was in love with Tom. Last, they find out what Garth Brook's wife smells like, talk about men wearing shorts and Chris does his own version of a Happy Friday video.

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0:00.0	YMH Live is back with Special Guests. Jessica Kurson, a live performance by ZaraFace.
0:05.2	It's more Special Guests, crazy content, the heaviest segment ever.
0:09.1	Live Streams at YMHStudios.com September 22nd, get tickets now.
0:13.2	I get along for this kind of romance. For a man who just lose me like this.
0:18.6	Sing to me in Spanish.
0:21.6	Oh yeah.
0:25.0	Gino Cagad.
0:27.6	You have to shit?
0:28.8	Yeah.
0:29.8	You're my son. I'm your mom. You're my son. I'm your mom. Ask and we you. Ask, ask, ask and we you get your mom.
0:42.6	Yes, I would. You're my son. I'm your mom.
0:50.5	It's just like the gaze. It's just like just just just just just just it's just like the gaze.
0:55.5	I left it around. She looked at me. It's just like the gaze.
1:03.6	What's going on? It's called me mom. You know what I mean?
1:07.6	The bolt is sending you a dole. Ask and we you. Ask, ask, ask and we you.
1:15.6	I left it around. She looked at me. You're my son. I'm your mom.
1:22.4	It's just like the gaze. It's just like just just just just just just like the gaze.
1:30.4	Ask and we you ask, ask, ask and we you you it. It's just like the gaze.
1:35.7	Wow.
1:36.7	Always puts me in a good mood that song. DJ Boy Butter was just like the gaze.
1:42.0	Yes. So many layers to that song. There's incest. There's legal issues.
1:47.0	There's gay rights.
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