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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2014

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0

Head over heels and love with you, I'm head over heels, I'm obsessed with you too, I love you so much, do you love me, I love you so much, please say you love me

0:31.0

right

0:38.0

love is much in fire with you, take ever me, I love you

0:50.0

that was beautiful, yeah, a bit nervous, oh my god

0:54.0

And I think it wasn't quite as good as the original

0:59.4

We appreciate the effort of course. He turned your your garbage trash rubbish. That's that's into

1:08.8

Organized I think beautiful violin. I think when I when I ad-lived that song out of my fucking dick for no reason

1:17.1

I think it showed some kind of prodigal musical genius and

1:21.0

And uh-oh all the sudden she she she bites off my steese

1:25.9

She submits a song without even changing the goddamn melody. I'll say that I

1:30.5

Coward piece of shit you giant genius

1:34.6

Piece of beauty is what you meant to say just now. I am Mozart and Josh Groban rolled into one

1:41.4

She spray painted your diarrhea gold and you're looking down on her

1:46.2

I honestly I think I don't remember exactly how it went

1:49.6

But I think I home to that string of company now. Well, no you didn't now. I will say I've written two two songs on this podcast

1:57.2

The intro which people have been biting off of for years at this point cleaning fixing help and now

2:03.7

lately this second masterpiece a love song so a love song for the ages

2:09.4

I would say it's where you retroactively ruined her beautiful song

2:13.2

She did as much as she could you turn it into such a beautiful

2:16.7

Dude, so thank you Liz for composing that yeah, thank you Liz it was based on a song that you made up and one of our previous episodes

2:26.8

I forget which one but it was you know

2:29.1

It was enjoyable even if you hadn't heard the original that's the beauty of a great cover

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