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61: Polyamory (with Josh Ruben)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2014

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Comedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants.
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0:00.0

Oh

0:22.8

Fuck yeah, dude that she was tight. I'm rolling face from what I'm rolling face

0:28.9

I hopped a molly pill like when in a water. Yeah, yeah, I actually crushed up moon rocks and snorted it

0:34.8

So regardless of what that theme song was I was gonna roll my fucking face off. We have a guest here. Hey

0:41.7

Josh Rubin in the house

0:46.0

Monday, Luna's Miracles

0:49.4

Jonas

0:51.4

Sabado Domingo

0:53.6

I'm in LA

0:55.6

He never breaks this bit for an hour and a half doesn't break character

1:01.6

Meaning what hi, I'm Horatio sands. I'm so happy to be with you guys

1:06.8

I came to live we got you oh

1:10.5

It's funny you live in New York we lived in New York for five months six months doing the show and then

1:15.1

As soon as we move to LA we can get you on the podcast and I moved in right across the street from you

1:19.0

You saw me in a snowstorm

1:20.4

I was waiting on the corner trying to get a couch in my friend's car. It didn't sit. I said hey

1:25.1

I'd really like to do this shit man

1:26.8

I really want to be on your pod and then what happened? Why do you do it right then and there?

1:30.4

Well, it was snowing. I had a girlfriend over and I couldn't get the couch in the damn car

1:34.4

This is what happens when I'm in LA. I can't stop talking like it's like just a little bit of Nicholson

1:39.4

I feel every time on here. I just want to talk like this. Oh, this is great. We do celebrity advice like can you

1:46.0

Can you believe it? We're here. This is if I were you we have Jack Nicholson with us and uh

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