62. Giving you bad friends, drifting apart, and negative nancy's
Give It To Me Straight
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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
“I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE” We’ve all heard that at some point as children, but as adults? In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss friendships and all the intricacies and nuances that come with forming and retaining relationships in adulthood. Friendships aren’t as easy as they used to be. Alex could use fifteen more friends while Jon wants fifteen less. The only new person Jon wants in his life is his daughter…and that’s pushing it!
0:00 - Intro
32:44 - I Don’t Want Any Friends
34:50 - I Can Get Pregnant. My Friend Can’t.
36:52 - How Do I Make Friends?
41:34 - I Slept With My Best Friend
47:42 - I Never Get Invited To Things
52:52 - We’re Drifting Apart
55:39 - Your Boyfriend Isn’t The One
1:00:15 - I Deleted My Friend Off Socials
1:04:44 - I Think My Best Friend Hates Me
1:10:47 - Recs of the Week
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:03.2 | Sports players, |
| 0:04.1 | where people get heat exhaustion, |
| 0:05.5 | the magics come on the field and like pull their pants down |
| 0:07.5 | and put like a fucking ice pop in their asshole |
| 0:10.0 | to like cool down their internal temperature. |
| 0:12.7 | No. |
| 0:13.8 | No. |
| 0:14.7 | So an ice still job? |
| 0:16.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.7 | No. |
| 0:22.4 | And welcome back to Give It To Me Straight. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Alex. |
| 0:25.7 | And I'm John. |
| 0:26.7 | And we're your gracious, gracious, gracious, gracious host. |
| 0:33.6 | Wow. |
| 0:34.5 | Wow. |
| 0:35.1 | What's up? |
| 0:36.0 | I'm getting sick. |
| 1:13.2 | I know you are. And it's so annoying. I know, but like you look at me like I can't help that I'm coughing. And you, like, we're at the OB today and you look at me and you're like, like, bitch, why are you coughing? Because you cough all the, like, I feel like you're always coughing your whole life. You are. That's so dramatic. You are. I'm not coughing all the time. Yes, you are. I did just get over being sick. But like, why are you always sick? You know why? Because you look the floors at the Y. I'm not even going to say kids. Even these old men at the Y, they don't wash their fucking hands. Wash your fucking hands. Okay, but you can only control... They take a shit and they don't wash their fucking hands wash your fucking hands okay but you can only control shit and they don't wash their hands that's disgusting but like then why do you go there |
| 1:18.6 | or take vitamins every day no why would i take i take my statin maybe that okay so you're |
| 1:25.8 | only focused on your cholesterol. |
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