The following podcast is a Dear Media production. I'm basically fisting this guy's ass, punching him up into the chair. So he's holding onto the chair, and then he's got his cane, but it's like a foldable cane. Again, I'm holding him one hand trying to like whip this cane together. And then he started going down. He goes, Ah! Don't let me go!

And welcome back to Give It to Me Straight. I'm Alex. And I'm John. And we're your gracious,

gracious, gracious, gracious host. I should have had a snack. I'm kind of hungry. That seems so forced. What do you mean?

Just like, you know how we're having fun? You know how you immediately get a feeling of hunger in your

stomach? That's just what happened to me immediately when we did that in the end up. I just made you

breakfast. I know, but I can only have baby bites because my stomach is so compressed. And then so I only eat a little and then I'm hungry a lot, you know? You're a hungry, hungry hippo. You don't have to call me a hippo. I mean, you know, it's just the game. Just the game. The hippo eats everything. You could have like said not that. Hungry princess. We just had this discussion last week. Yeah, exactly. I was just basing off the game. I didn't mean it like that. How was your week, John? What did you do? Exactly every single thing that you did. The same thing. No, I know. I've asked me new specifically. What was your experience? Because I have my own experience. Well, we had our baby moon. Is it our baby moon or like your baby moon? I never know like the we versus eye. I think the purpose of a baby moon is it's not just about pampering me and making sure that I have a great time. It's like us. No, it's all about you. No, no, it's us together. It's like our last trip.

Are you extending your hand out like you want me to. Yeah. Hold it. It's like our last trip that we have

as just the two of us. We can make it if we try. Just the two. Yeah, so that's what a baby

moon is. It's just like, I don't know when they became a popular thing. I just think this is another. It's another thing to spend money on. Exactly. Yeah. But this, I think is. I'll take it. This thing is up there with like Valentine's Day. What other holidays are just a waste of money? Valentine's Day is such a joke. It's like, you need this day to celebrate your love.

Be like, you should be celebrating being together all the time.

Not this specific day.

Yeah, whatever.

I mean, again, it's just an excuse to... Don't get divorced, Valentine's Day.

Yeah, it's just about celebrating your love.

And this is about celebrating our partnership as just the two of us before we

added a third. Would you say, hopefully, I think the like holiday or thing that should be

promoted is going on a trip after baby's born. That's what I said, too. I was like, I feel,

that should be called something post Post baby maternity party.

Sure.

Because, well, like, people go on maternity leave, and I've seen this where moms have posted, and they're like, wait until the end of your maternity leave, instead of going on a baby moon, go then so you could bring your baby and enjoy.

But I think, I don't know. I guess you just have to

see what the vibe is. So Baby Moon, we went to St. Vincent in the Grenadines, Grenadines or something,

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