It's a goodest show.

Yep. Hi. Hello.

That was great.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to the podcast. This is your podcasting boy. This is your

Jackfruit Express wagon extractor, Mr. John Pemberton, also known as Mr. Johnny Pemberton, also known as

live to tape, is the podcast you're listening to right now. It's an exciting time to be

alive right now. The wind is blowing. I mean, the wind's always blowing to right now. It's an exciting time to be alive right now.

The wind is blowing.

I mean, the wind's always blowing, right?

Is the wind never not a blowing?

I guess that's when things start to get bad, right?

As long as the winds are blowing somewhere,

we know that we're going somewhere, not a Sunder. This is live to tape.

Thanks for being here.

I've already fucking said that twice.

But what I haven't said twice yet is all the information for my upcoming tour.

Tour.

What is it tour?

Do you hear that? Okay, I have to just say this out loud now because I have been

fucking struggling to get over this goddamn chest cold for like three weeks. I can't believe it.

I got it. Brendan Walsh got it. Duncan Truzzle got it. We're all just like constantly talking about like, hey, where's your phlegm at? Where is it? Have you dislocated, dislodged all that fucking mucus yet? Where are you? What's your state at? What's your phase change? Yeah. Have you gone liquid to solid yet? It's just insane. I can't, I really feel like this is, I'm going to talk about the tour. I'm going to tell you the dates so you know, check the Twitter, check the Instagram. But I have to talk about this because it's been on my mind. I haven't been this sick from what is not the flu. This is definitely not the flu. It's like a respiratory thing.

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