61. David Dineen Porter returns

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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The incomparable Canadian wunderkind, David Dineen Porter, returns to the executive buffet with a bucket of mirth filled songs and deep researched opinions. Its bizarre as it is fun as it is unlike anything else ever recorded. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	We made USAA insurance for veterans like James.
0:03.4	When he found out how much USAA was helping members save, he said,
0:07.1	It's time to switch.
0:08.2	We'll help you find the right coverage at the right price.
0:11.3	USAA, what you're made of or made for.
0:14.0	Restrictions apply.
0:16.6	It's a good a show.
0:33.5	Yeah. It's a good show. Dude, where a way?
0:35.7	Dude, you're Paul, you don't.
0:39.8	I don't know. He wants have hair on your head and shave
0:43.5	your pubs in America
0:44.6	you have to shave your pubs it's America
0:47.7	Americans
0:49.9	I always shave
0:52.8	their pews sh They're pews.
0:56.0	So you got the VT3s over there.
1:00.0	Yeah, we're good.
1:01.0	Can't even get at the VT3s.
1:03.0	Well, I mean you've got a guitar. I can't get at that.
1:05.0	I can't get at that.
1:06.0	Da-da. man a minute us walk down and day go by wearing bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
1:22.9	what s oda soda so-s-so-A-Soda S-S-S-S-Sota
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