618 - Aggressively Tying Squid Shoes

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2021

⏱️ 137 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We back baby.

This was a fun time that I would prefer talks for itself. Not to listener - if the notes are long, then the show was sh*t. Have a wonderful weekend and listen to more and more 80’s country music.

* Butler asked Seth to sign a Kimbo Slice action figure. He cried.

* Chungus Glorioso vs Seth - Bloodwork

* Raise your glide, bro!

* Logan Paul vs Mayweather

* White Claw Surge

* Beer Spa

* Long boi duck- Big ass duck

* Wedding dress approval

* Seth wants to freeze his head

* Tom was logged into Sam's FB account

* Aggressively tying squid shoes

* Generational gut

* Pfizer farts

* Gina= China

* Butler unplugged the security cameras

* Longboi plugs

Have a great weekend! - d

Transcript

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0:00.0	Today we're brought to you by...
0:02.0	Sport, Subaru, Sport Mitsubishi, right there in West Colonial Drive in the heart of Orlando,
0:07.0	go see Mike Stax. I got a of Subaru Forrester, WRX. My wife got her first pre-owned traverse
0:14.0	from them, and now she has...
0:16.0	You stole that car from her, and then you took it to the Chevy side.
0:19.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:20.0	And you traded it in on a brand new Silverado that's amazing. It is. And then my wife got that new Traverse, too, what she loves. And she got that from DM Chevy. Don, Milly, Chevrolet, and Claremont, go see J.C. Harrelson. There's your contact on that side. He will take care of you. if you ask for our contacts, they will treat you like VIP. But you got to do that.
0:39.6	Yeah, you got to do that.
0:40.6	This is our whole thing. on that side. He will take care of you. If you ask for our contacts, they will treat you like
0:37.9	VIP. But you got to do that. Yeah, you got to do that. This is our whole thing. It's like,
0:41.9	you've got to let them know that you're a listener. You got to let them know that you're a listener so they can give you that step forward treatment. You know, you're going to skip to the front of the line. And if you buy a car from them, get a pre-owned car, get a lease, anything,
0:54.3	just send us an email. We'll send you a gift. Do we still, oh, we're sending you? We don't have anything there now. Now we're sending them out. Yeah, well, we're sending gifts, ask them, because they got Tom and Dan license plates and, you know, and not borders and things. So. They're called license plate frames, sir. Don't have the borders.
1:12.0	License plate borders.
1:13.8	No borders.
1:16.9	All the borders.
1:18.1	Don't say no borders.
1:18.8	I'm going to be all the borders.
1:19.8	I don't have it.
1:21.7	Anyway, the borders?
1:23.5	You know, borders?
1:24.7	I don't know.
1:25.6	I don't know.
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