617 - Chungus Glorioso
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2021
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! The Land Cruise is tomorrow, so I'm going to make this swift:
* Recap of Land Cruise
* Fuck bingo
* Ivan the bingo winner calls in
* Hypnosis "science"
* You get what ya get, don't throw a fit
* Teacher on a field trip with bad behavior- joke dick
* Killer requests firing squad
* The space plank
* Woovs
* Lady Daga
* Ross vs Butler weed off
* Dan's stye eyes
* Izzy calls in- Chungus Glorioso
* Future diabetes
* Children carjacking video
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Bye-bye.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by. |
| 0:04.4 | Guardian Water Services. |
| 0:06.3 | You can talk to them at guardian water services.com. |
| 0:09.7 | You can. |
| 0:10.6 | So if you have some stinky water, like Carlos. |
| 0:15.9 | Yeah, Carlos, you got stinky water? |
| 0:18.2 | I did. |
| 0:19.0 | And the main complaint was my wife. |
| 0:21.4 | Her hair was freaking falling out, man. |
| 0:23.4 | No, hold on a second. |
| 0:25.4 | Hold on, Charlie. |
| 0:27.2 | My wife's hair is, her hair is falling out, man. |
| 0:33.7 | Yeah, man, I'm already bald, and she's like, do you want to end up? Do you want me to end up like you? |
| 0:37.9 | I was like, no, fuck this. |
| 0:39.2 | And I remember hearing Daniel talk about Guardian and the RO system, and I was like, well, might as well try them out. |
| 0:45.3 | It's Guardian Water. |
| 0:46.4 | Daniel says, fuck this. |
| 0:50.5 | Don't let your wife's hair fall up. |
| 0:53.5 | Is your wife's hair falling out? You need guardian water services. Fuck this. So did you get the RO system, the full conditioning system? He got the big boy, I bet. Where'd you get? I did. I did. I went all the way. Balls to the wall. Yeah, it was just kind of bad for our skin in general, our hair. Obviously. Once I realized how bad the water was, I was like, man, we brush our teeth with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you start thinking about this stuff, start dialing it back a little bit. Did you know how much money you could save? Because I'm sure Gardening Water told you about, like, all the money money you saving soaps with your dishwasher |
| 1:27.9 | washer washer machine uh like you don't have to use the expensive soaps anymore because the conditions |
| 1:33.0 | for me it was bottled water we were we were an addicted family yeah our family was addicted to tiny |
| 1:39.0 | plastic but you remember the little ones that look like little balls yeah yeah yeah yeah they're cute |
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