616 - Death by Dummy
Heavy Hands
Connor Ruebusch
4.8 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Introducing Philbot.
Breaking down the war between Hardwick and Rahiki, along with all the other interesting bits of the Vallejos-Emmett undercard, in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u
CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
2:43 Adesanya vs Pyfer
31:31 Evloev vs Murphy
54:48 Wood vs Keita
1:08:44 Duncan vs Dolidze
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, just wanted to give you a little advance warning. |
| 0:04.6 | We've hidden it for years, but my co-host Phil is actually a robot who lives inside a bathroom stall. |
| 0:13.1 | And usually there is a filter on his voice to make him sound nearly human. |
| 0:19.0 | But for whatever reason this week, it didn't work, and I couldn't tell that, while recording. |
| 0:26.5 | In fact, it did not become clear until I began editing the audio for the episode and realized there was no way to fix it. |
| 0:32.6 | So with the only other alternative being not releasing an episode this week, I bring you a slightly unusual sounding episode of Heavy Hands, |
| 0:42.5 | and I hope you're still able to enjoy it, |
| 0:44.7 | even if my co-host's complete lack of humanity has now been revealed. |
| 1:12.4 | Music has now been revealed. Hello. Hello. Hello and welcome |
| 1:15.2 | to heavy hands |
| 1:17.1 | That squawk of alarm you just heard |
| 1:19.7 | is from my co-host Phil |
| 1:21.1 | I'm Connor |
| 1:22.0 | Welcome welcome welcome |
| 1:23.6 | Welcome to you too Phil |
| 1:25.5 | Hello |
| 1:27.1 | Hello This should be the whole show Hello Welcome. Welcome to you too, Phil. Hello. |
| 1:28.6 | Hello. |
| 1:30.1 | This should be the hard show. |
| 1:34.9 | Don't fucking impersonate me, all right? |
| 1:36.7 | That's your last warning. |
| 1:43.5 | What the hell are we talking about today? Well, we're in a novel position that feels very unfamiliar to me, |
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