You know what it is, basically.

You know how it rolls.

Every, every single, every single moment of my life interacting with the touchscreen.

You know what it is?

It goes through the basic problem.

It goes through the basic problem, which is that you touch something,

ah, you're not quite sure if it took.

So you touch it again.

And then what happens? Well, you're not quite sure if it took. So you touch it again. And then what happens? Well,

you're not quite sure if it took. Oh, but it took. So it unchecked. And that's that delay.

Anyway, so we're going to talk about science and consistency and inconsistency. And I'm going to be

annoyingly authoritarian. I'm aware of that ahead of time. I'm going to talk about things that are

going to rustle your jimmies. And of course, as always, I'm very happy and thrilled to take

feedback and corrections, but science is about skepticism. There's an old saying from great physicist Dr. Richard Feynman,

and all science is founded on skepticism of the authority of experts.

And I'm going to give you a way of looking at science from a pure philosophical standpoint.

Now, am I a scientist? No, but who cares? But who cares? You

could speak about things that you don't do, otherwise none of us could speak about anything

other than our own core expertise. Have I pursued the scientific method?

Well, in a way, I have.

And I'll sort of tell you what that means.

Again, I'm certainly happy if people disagree,

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