All right, here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Second of October 2025.

And I wanted to, I don't normally have a show for tonight. I have a call in later, but I did want to address something.

You know, I couldn't sleep last night, which is unusual. My brain was churning and

yearning, as it often does, but I couldn't sink down into the blissful velvet of the deep

temporary goodbye of sleep that knits up the ravelled sleeve of care and check it around at my brain

at 3 o'clock in the morning, which actually I checked,

is 12.30 p.m. In India, I wrote a little bit of a tweet. I wrote a little bit of a tweet.

And I didn't really think much of it, because, you know, nobody knows.

Everybody wants to write the ultimate bangers, but it's hard to know.

It's hard to know what is going to work and so on.

And so I wrote a little bit of a tweet that, well, he kind of went a little viral.

So the tweet is this.

If Indians set foot in England and became English, sorry, let me start that again,

but with quality, once more under the breach.

All right.

If Indians set foot in England and become English,

then the English who set foot in India became Indian.

Therefore, the English did not rule India.

There's no such thing as colonization, QED.

And I woke up, obviously a little bit later,

because I didn't get to sleep to like 3.30.

So I woke up around 9.30 and did my morning ablutions, brush my teeth.

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