#610 Gee, You Knit?

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Mark tells the twisted story behind the cancelled Rochester show! Joe’s special comes out and goes GANGBUSTERS! Plus the two queef queens do Adam Ray’s Dr. Phil show! It’s Tuesdays!

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.1	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.6	Great.
0:05.1	Good to be here.
0:05.9	Welcome to Tuesdays with...
0:07.4	Stories.
0:09.3	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.5	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:15.7	Surf's up.
0:17.3	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.4	Knock, knock.
0:20.4	Who's there?
0:22.0	Mark Norman and Joe List.
0:23.4	Yeah.
0:24.4	This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.
0:26.6	No, that's terrible.
0:28.6	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:30.3	My radio is spitting at me.
0:36.0	Go, baby, go.
0:58.3	What the fuck. I was looking at my notes here. Jesus. I'm all over the place. It's 10 in the morning. Chuck's gay. I'm fat. The world is ending. Here we are. We're back. Chuck, I got seven messages that your camera angle stinks. You don't know how to direct a fit. They're blaming me. They're like, I can see your legs. Your knees are bigger than your head. The angle sucks. You think you're a filmmaker. Some guys like, you like, you like Woody Allen, but this is horrible. And I'm like, what does Woody Allen
1:02.5	have to do with anything? I'm like, what am I? The DP over here? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm Double penetration. That makes sense to watch a Woody Allen movie and compare it to a podcast with one angle.
1:11.3	That makes sense.
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