61: Wicked Vultures

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Wicked Vultures", the third film in the "Vultures of Horror" series. Listen along as Kwame continues not to be the chief, his wife continues to use magical laser-vultures to nominally increase her bodega sales, and the producers fail once more to buy a god damn pop filter.

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0:00.0	As she leaves she literally counter crosses with a chicken like a check-off play.
0:08.2	She goes one way and the chicken crosses the other I was so certain that we were going to like follow the
0:13.8	chicken and the chicken was going to do a monologue like now I have four stocks
0:18.3	of corn I can finally buy the bodega next to this other chicken and then just like add some more
0:24.7	chicken-based characters to this movie. I was ready for it.
0:28.8	There's never been a better reason for a crazy billionaire to give us money.
0:34.0	God awful movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.2	Christian cinema in an effort to soften the mortality blow. I'm your host no
0:56.9	illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right
1:00.0	heath welcome back. Thank you Noah Nolliwood we're Noah. Nolliwood.
1:03.0	We're doing more in Nolliwood.
1:04.0	Oh, yes, sir, we are.
1:05.0	And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli
1:08.0	Bosnik, Eli.
1:09.0	How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:11.0	Then you're balding and undone not dead?
1:14.0	No, no.
1:15.0	You know. You know.
1:17.0	For where?
1:20.0	Too never.
1:22.0	So we, I mean, you know, it's that Tuneva. That is what we just watched for an hour.
1:27.0	I will forgive you for that.
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