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God Awful Movies

60: Confessions of a Prodigal Son

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up once more for an atheist review of Confessions of a Prodigal Son; the heart bypassing story of some middle-class white kid that mistook being hungover for having real problems. Also, three minutes and nine seconds of Kevin Sorbo.

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0:03.0

You send Christmas cards covered in your brother Robin's face.

0:07.0

Yeah, that photo.

0:09.0

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0:30.0

He also has this crazy moment or he's like, look, there's a lot of people will say that God is angry.

0:39.0

Don't read his book, but if you're...

0:42.0

I'm telling you God's too big like two things.

0:43.0

I'm telling you God's too big like two things

0:50.0

like you can't even fit it in your mouth. That's how big God is.

0:54.8

This is why I write my sermon down.

0:56.7

This is why I run them by my wife.

1:00.0

God wants your face?

1:01.8

Aw! He just doesn't. God wants your face? Aw?

1:03.0

He just starts doing movie quotes.

1:07.0

God Awful Movies.

1:10.0

Movies. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from

1:23.4

Christian cinema because of you it's your fault all your fault I'm your host no illusions

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