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Heavyweight

#61 The Bank Robber

Heavyweight

Pushkin Industries

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Relationships, Comedy

4.917.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

He had just turned 14 when he sawed off his father’s shotgun, skipped school, and robbed a bank for $40,000. Now, 33 years later, he wants to apologize to the people he harmed that day.


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0:00.0

Pushkin.

0:10.4

How's it going?

0:13.5

Dr. Jackie Cohen?

0:14.8

Yeah.

0:15.2

How about this?

0:16.3

Jackie Cohen, Dr. Jackie Cohen.

0:19.5

So, okay, so now that I am officially in my late 50s, what do you think I could do to start improving my health?

0:25.1

Yeah, you can build up that little noodle body of yours. Get some meatballs on the spaghetti. Yes, yes. Oh, you're laughing.

0:31.7

Is that a medical term? Why aren't you doing any weightlifting? Because I don't live near a gym.

0:36.8

You don't have to be near a gym.

0:37.8

Why should do something at home?

0:39.0

Like where I just go around the house and I, like, lift a couch or try to pull a toilet out or something.

0:46.3

Yeah, that.

0:53.5

From Pushkin Industries, I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and this is heavyweight.

1:00.0

Today's episode, The Bank Robber.

1:06.2

Right after the break.

1:17.5

This is an I-Heart podcast.

1:23.4

Hello.

1:24.7

Hello, how are you?

1:26.2

Hi, good. How are you?

1:28.3

Doing really well, thank you. Good.

1:29.3

Are you comfortable?

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