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Heavyweight

#60 The Messenger

Heavyweight

Pushkin Industries

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Relationships, Comedy

4.917.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

As a senior in high school, Michael got a huge opportunity: the chance to star in a big-budget movie. Shooting wrapped; a premier date was set. And then he found out that his lucky break was all based on a lie.


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0:00.0

Pushkin.

0:10.0

Hi, dear.

0:15.0

Happy birthday to me.

0:17.5

Oh, my God.

0:18.1

It was your birthday last week, wasn't it?

0:20.4

It's kind of why I was phoning.

0:21.7

I'm sorry, buddy.

0:26.1

It loses something when you have to call a week later to receive to get your own birthday wish from someone, you know.

0:32.8

It hurts.

0:33.7

Okay, honestly, I feel like your birthday is all that important to you.

0:37.1

Am I wrong?

0:38.2

Well, it's not as important to me as the first night of Hanukkah.

0:42.7

And the second night.

0:45.0

Not the third night.

0:46.6

I hate the third night.

0:48.5

You know what?

0:49.3

As a birthday present to myself, I'm going to hang up on you.

0:54.7

Happy birthday to me, indeed.

1:02.7

From Pushkin Industries, I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and this is heavyweight.

1:09.4

Today's episode, The Messenger.

1:16.9

Right after the break.

1:24.7

This is an I-Heart podcast.

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