608 - The Last Good Card of 2026

Heavy Hands

Connor Ruebusch

Sports

4.8 • 541 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The UFC comes out swinging, only to punch themselves out and take a nap for the rest of the year.

Breaking down Natalia Silva vs Rose Namajunas and more from the UFC 324 undercard in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

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0:00.0	Thank you.
0:02.0	I'm
0:04.0	a
0:05.0	I'm
0:07.0	you Hello, hello, and welcome to yet another episode of Heavy Hands.
0:37.7	I'm Connor.
0:38.4	That's Phil.
0:40.1	Yo.
0:41.4	And boy, do we have a special episode for you this week.
0:45.7	That's right.
0:46.7	We've reached the time of the year, the time of the UFC's new brand deal, where they have decided to pretend to try for about three weeks before
0:57.6	sinking back into the bog of incompetent sludge that 2025.
1:03.8	That's 25 really, really got us used to.
1:07.2	That's right.
1:08.1	It is UFC 324, and it is a stacked card.
1:15.1	It's pretty good for anyone at the Paramount headquarters who doesn't know how to read
1:22.9	and can't look at a Wikipedia and see what will be coming relatively further down the line.
1:28.4	They might be getting into this and thinking, damn, his UFC products pretty good, you know.
1:32.7	This might actually be worth $7 billion.
1:36.0	Yeah.
1:37.2	Yeah.
1:37.4	You know, in like a shitty B movie, they'll front load it with like the big action scene.
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