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Heavy Hands
Connor Ruebusch
4.8 • 541 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 248 minutes
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Summary
At long last, following an unprecedented delay which certainly won't happen again next year, we are proud to bring you all four hours of the 2025 Handies. It was a pretty shit year for UFC fights, but a damn good one for stupid awards.
Sumo is back, and Connor and Miguel Class will be breaking it down in the latest season of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | How are we feeling |
| 0:03.1 | How are we feeling tonight, folks? |
| 0:15.0 | 2025 |
| 0:16.0 | Has come to a close now. |
| 0:23.6 | The year is at an end. |
| 0:26.6 | I've canceled the SPN. |
| 0:31.6 | I think of all the fights |
| 0:33.6 | that I've been exposed to, though they weren't all great, should we still not celebrate. |
| 0:47.3 | The winner takes it all, the losers shrinking small |
| 0:54.2 | These hands are open wide |
| 0:58.0 | Oh won't you come inside |
| 1:01.5 | Clamber in my guard |
| 1:05.0 | Unless you are to pussy |
| 1:09.0 | Let's all train UFC. |
| 1:14.2 | Hey, he staff, NSTD. |
| 1:18.5 | Hey, bra, can you tell that I've been working on my grip strength? |
| 1:25.6 | I've got some lotion here |
| 1:29.1 | and a sixer of light beer. |
| 1:33.5 | I swear this isn't gay. |
| 1:37.5 | It's only MMA. |
| 1:41.1 | Now in this next round, let's work some ground and pound |
| 1:48.0 | If candies are a sin |
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