#603 Squirt and Ernie

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking LADIES… ladies and gentlemen. Mark heads to Asheville, Bristol, and does Ari Shaffir’s Renamed Storyteller Show. Joe sells out the Wilbur again, and gets into a dust up at the crosswalk! It’s Tuesdays!!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.1	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.6	Great.
0:05.1	Good to be here.
0:05.9	Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.
0:09.3	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.5	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:15.7	Surf's up.
0:17.4	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.4	Knock, knock.
0:20.4	Who's there
0:21.1	Mark Norman and Joe List
0:23.3	yeah
0:23.9	this Tuesdays with stories everybody
0:25.9	no
0:26.9	that's terrible
0:27.9	this is supposed to be cheesy
0:29.7	my radio is spitting
0:32.2	at me
0:33.3	and I can't choose why I'm
0:36.6	you say goodbye
0:37.7	And I say
	...

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