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Rebuttal

60: The Motorcycle Kidnappers Fight Club

Rebuttal

Rebmasel

True Crime

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A motorcycle club. A fight club. A kidnappers club. Three men, one victim. But only one of them is convicted. Reb breaks out her DIY whiteboard for a very helpful visual aid of this very absurd kidnapping story. Spoiler alert: A Hail Mary motion is filed and...wins?!?! This is United States v. Cornelius Green (2024). SUPPORT MINNESOTA ORGANIZATIONS, BUSINESSES, AND MUTUAL AID: Donate to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/  Donate to Pimento Relief Services or support their work: https://www.givemn.org/organization/Pimento-Foundation  Donate to Neighborhood House NM or support their work: https://neighborhoodhousemn.org/community-crisis-response/. Donate a gift card for the MN community via El Burrito Mercado: https://www.elburritomercado.com *** MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Shop Reb Masel and Rebuttal Pod merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://rebmasel.shop/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CLICK HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to PREORDER Reb's book: The Book They Throw At You—A Sarcastic Lawyer's Guide* To The Unholy Chaos of Our Legal System, *God No, Not Actual Legal Advice *** Follow @RebuttalPod on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Follow @Rebmasel on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! *** 00:00 - Intro / Important context 05:34 - Case begins 08:01 - The Motion that never gets granted 09:15 - ALL OF THE DRAMA! 18:36 - The trial (and everything wrong with it) 29:23 - Verdict / Appeal 42:12 - Reb's Rebuttal * Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello everyone, Reb here. Before this episode begins, I wanted to let you guys know that three ad spots

0:06.4

filled in this episode are going to be used to spotlight small businesses and mutual aid efforts

0:12.3

in Minneapolis that benefit their community of protesters, immigrants, and activists. So if you have a

0:19.0

moment when those ads begin, stick around for the entirety,

0:22.9

visit those websites, donate if you can. If you can't donate, follow their pages, check out their

0:28.1

websites, look into volunteering if you do live in Minneapolis, or if you have extra food or

0:34.0

clothing or other items laying around that appear on the list that some of these businesses

0:38.6

and mutual aid efforts have included on their websites to say, hey, we need more of this, you know,

0:43.9

to support the families that are impacted by detentions, deportations, et cetera.

0:47.3

You know, think about contributing.

0:49.4

I understand.

0:50.2

Money can be tight.

0:51.3

But I want everyone to be aware of these organizations and when the time

0:56.2

comes, they need our help. So thank you so much. Enjoy this episode. Hello everyone and welcome

1:02.4

back to the rebuttal podcast where we break down case law, comedy, and chaos in the legal field.

1:08.0

Today is going to be a case that required me to break out a whiteboard. And more

1:14.7

specifically, I broke my whiteboard, my little portable one, cute. So I improvised as as we do,

1:22.0

as these great legal minds do. I took an old piece of glass from a picture frame that also broke and I taped a paper,

1:32.4

white paper, poster paper, to the back of it. And we have a whiteboard. Follow me for more many

1:38.6

conscious tips. The reason why I need a whiteboard for this episode is not because I just want

1:44.0

all of you to see my lovely

1:45.2

stick figure drawings. It's because I personally cannot get this case straight in my mind

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