Now are you ready yes I'm ready for episode rolling 60 here we are

of how long dysfunction with Crystal and Patifria.

Welcome, I have a wooden knife.

Starbucks gave her a...

Looks like some kid made it in class.

Yeah, it looks like kids cutlery from a play kitchen. Yeah, from a play kitchen. It's Fisher Price wooden cutlery. You guys want to know what I did at Starbucks today? Number one thing, embarrass me. I work my hardest to embarrass her whenever possible.

It doesn't take a lot of work.

All that.

So yesterday I found a Starbucks that still had the Irish cream syrup.

And I was like, let me get a bottle of that.

And they sold it to me for 12 bucks.

So we go to our usual Starbucks this morning,

and they're like, we're at Irish cream and I'm like but I'm not pulls it out of her purse the whole unopened bottle and they were like ma'am

We can't take outside substances and make drinks even if it's ours?

Because people would instantly be like, can you add Hennessy to my drink, please?

And I was like, well that's fine, I'm going to be extra difficult then.

Make me a cup of cold foam foam make my fucking cold brew with

with espresso added separately I'll add it myself and make my own. So she sat at

the counter for no lie like 10 minutes stirring cups of different

concoctions tasting adding more tasting adding more for hell along and

still fucked it up it's really good though so I got that if you

want it. We were getting dirty looks selling it 20 bucks by the ounce hit me

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