61: What’s Your Dirty White Secret?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2019

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

It’s the end of a decade and this week we have the amazing Lil Debbie joining us. Holiday recap, tips on successful gift giving, cats are thieves, New Years traditions from around the globe, don’t cheat during monopoly, baby jousting, and our favorite white trash delicacies.

Happy New Year!!

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0:00.0	And the Oh, uh, uh, and uh, and uh,
0:13.4	uh, uh, uh,
0:15.0	uh,
0:16.0	uh, uh,
0:18.0	uh, uh, uh, uh,
0:20.0	uh, uh uh uh Hi.
0:25.0	Why do you look so cute so early?
0:29.0	That's what I said.
0:30.0	She looks so cute.
0:31.0	You have one earring you. I look like a dogster. You all cute. You have an earring. I look like a dumpster.
0:34.0	You look cute.
0:35.0	My eye is peeling.
0:36.0	I look gross.
0:37.0	What?
0:38.0	No, you don't. You guys couldn't look gross.
0:40.0	Oh, stop.
0:41.0	I look like I came out of a dumpster. You're just saying that because you're nice.
0:43.0	I'm on my trashiest fucking sweater.
0:47.0	So how are you feeling?
0:50.0	Good, actually.
0:52.0	You're not hung over? No, I woke up and I was like wow I'm okay I was worried that's why I said are you alive but um I think I'm okay because I got drunk very early.
1:03.4	Yeah, did you drink water and stuff?
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