59: F*CK FRED

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Rainy days, kids know when you’re gay, celebrity tension, ‘tis the season for kindness, culture vultures, Crystal’s Animal Rescue is still in business, don’t share contact lenses and be nice to strangers that text you.

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0:00.0	Tore at all the pieces.
0:05.0	I learned the path to heaven is full of centers and believers,
0:12.0	learned happiness on earth ain't just for high achieving
0:19.0	that's enough I learn enough is enough.
0:23.0	Okay, stop.
0:25.0	I need people to know the title.
0:27.0	What is it?
0:28.0	Red Dirt, Rose Brooks, and down.
0:30.0	That's actually one of my favorite country songs.
0:32.0	She said it was stuck in her head so I
0:34.4	told her to fucking sing it but I didn't know she was single for that long.
0:37.2	She's regretting that. We're never doing that again.
0:41.2	Welcome to episode 59.
0:43.0	Feeling fine.
0:44.0	Hello dysfunction with Patafria.
0:47.0	And Crystal Dysfunction.
0:49.0	Here we are.
0:50.0	I was nauseous earlier, but I feel better now.
0:53.0	I've been at the fucking vet all day long.
0:56.0	That's fun.
0:57.0	With a real joy.
0:58.0	My poor Mimi cat, you know, we thought she had a bladder infection and um went there of course it's a
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