60: Pizza Places in Wichita, KS

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

After forgetting it existed, we finally find ourselves in Kansas! We read reviews of pizza places and discuss the future of the Tootise film franchise. Then, Alex reads a variety of reviews of gay bars and they're just as good/bad as you expect.

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0:00.0	Burger and fries.
0:01.4	Mmm.
0:02.4	Make it better.
0:03.4	Cheese and bacon on the burger.
0:05.5	Better.
0:06.2	Brioche bun.
0:07.1	That's dead.
0:07.6	Better.
0:08.2	Extra special sauce.
0:09.5	Nope.
0:10.1	Better.
0:10.7	Hear me out, dark fat fries.
0:12.3	No, I hear a knight in burger.
0:13.9	Gold leaf, wagyu burger.
0:15.7	Gold knight in, bet, et, et, et, et,
0:17.3	How about with an ice-cold Pepsi Max?
0:20.2	Ah!
0:22.0	Maximum taste.
0:23.0	No sugar.
0:23.9	I love that.
0:24.7	That is better.
0:26.4	Pepsi Max.
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