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Oh, I've been running from the law, hope they won't assume it's our stuff.

I'm Todd McComus, and I'm Jessica Nol, and we are the investigators.

Welcome back to all our partners in crime. We hope you had a crime free week, and if you did not, we hope that everyone is okay and that you have the right investigators on the case.

And if you don't reach out to us, and that's what we're here for.

You know what else I'm here for?

These fat ass squirrels of my yard. I have the fattest squirrels in Indiana.

What are you feeding them? I feed them a lot. Okay.

There you go.

Every day they get in the ear of corn, front yard and back yard, by the way.

Wait, every day.

Every day.

An ear of corn goes up.

I have tiny like squirrel sized picnic tables screwed into a tree in the front yard that I can see outside the kitchen window and are from inside the kitchen window.

And then I have one that is screwed to a post in my privacy fence that I can see from the bar back there.

And I watch them eat an ear of corn also.

So it has it like a screw, you know, that goes up from the bottom.

You can screw that ear of corn down.

Yeah, we have, yeah, we have that in our backyard.

Yeah.

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