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Oh, I've been running from the law.

Hope they won't shoot me down slow.

I'm Todd McComus and I'm Jessica Noel and we are the investigators.

Try to catch me all the nights away.

Welcome back to all our partners in crime. We hope you had a crime free week and if you did not,

we hope that everyone is okay and that you have the right investigators on the case.

And if you don't reach out to us, hey, that's what we're here for.

Here's the thing about the zombie apocalypse.

I don't know what kind of character, if I'm going to reference this to the walking dead,

that I would end up being in the long run.

I do for me.

Okay. You tell me what character you think you would be for the long run.

I mean, I feel like I'm going to be a mix between two.

One, of course, would be badass Carol.

You know, I'm going to tell a little girl who is clearly going to be a zombie and kill everyone

to just look at the flowers.

But even more than that, I got to be that person who rubs the zombie slime all over them

so that they can walk among the zombies and not be eaten.

I mean, that's an OG move.

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