6. Big Gun Starring Nicholas Cage
Pick Me Up, I'm Scared.
Madeline Pendleton and David Roberts
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This week, Madeline & Kenna talk about military overspending, Nicholas Cage, and how much money you should spend on grenade launchers to defend your 1 bedroom apartment!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Pick Me Up, I'm scared. The podcast. I'm your host, Madeline. And I'm your co-host, Kenna. |
| 0:29.0 | Okay, today, Kenna, I wanted to ask you, what percent of your paycheck do you spend defending your home? |
| 0:42.1 | Defending my home? You know, like guns, video cameras, |
| 0:47.6 | maybe like a small tank, maybe outfitting your sick infinity to be more like a small tank. |
| 0:57.6 | Grenades? I have made, you know, the other, well, I didn't pay any money for, I never pay any money because I just lock my door and that is it. It's free, isn't it? The door lock. I mean, I pay for it in my rent, |
| 1:03.9 | so I assume that when the super comes over and changes the lock when it doesn't work right than doing something. |
| 1:12.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.0 | I only recently started using my deadbolt. |
| 1:16.5 | I didn't realize that I had a deadbolt for like years. |
| 1:22.3 | So I would say that maybe it's safe to say like 10 to 20 cents of your monthly rent goes |
| 1:27.4 | towards defending |
| 1:28.2 | your home in the form of that sweet sweet deadbolt tax basically i think yeah i think every year every |
| 1:38.7 | other year my mom gets me like a mace or like a oh that's pretty that's pretty good. Yeah. For like a stock, |
| 1:44.5 | like a stocking stuffer. Yeah, I get one of those too a lot. Those are maybe |
| 1:49.3 | $15, $15 a year, whatever that is, a dollar or not paying for that. I don't think I've ever, |
| 1:55.9 | no, I don't, I don't have nothing. Huh. So what you're telling me is that you do not currently spend 2% of door monthly income on transportation, |
| 2:07.0 | 4% on housing, 7% on education, 9% on health care, 29% on like bills, and then 49% of your |
| 2:15.2 | income monthly defending your home. |
| 2:16.8 | You're not doing that? No. No. I probably spend, |
| 2:20.9 | yeah, I mean, most of my income probably goes to rent. Right, right. Well, you know, that would be |
| 2:26.3 | the breakdown of the 2022 federal budget proposal. I think I knew that's where you were going with this. |
| 2:37.0 | And just in case you work better in numbers rather than percentages, the average American |
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