0:00.0	Welcome to Pick Me Up, I'm scared. The podcast. I'm your host, Madeline. And I'm your co-host, Kenna.
0:29.3	Kenna, today I wanted to start by asking you, what's your favorite article of clothing right now?
0:34.0	My favorite article of clothing right now? Oh my gosh, now I am drawing a major blank.
0:42.3	Oh my goodness, because it changes just so much from day to day.
0:49.3	I go through phases where I'll have one t-shirt that is like my absolute favorite and then
0:55.4	it'll be like a you know goate-mesh shirt I got years ago and then it'll be um terrible new metal
1:04.5	shirt and then it'll be some sort of I don't know like weird skirt with like a cargo pocket. Oh, wait. Lately, it's been this
1:13.5	Miss 60 skirt from like 2005 that just has everything from 2005 that's like the button is too big.
1:20.9	The pockets are too low. Like, it's like next level. Okay. So if I were to steal that skirt from you that skirt you love so much
1:32.4	for all of its 2005ness would you say an appropriate response would be for me to spend the next
1:38.6	six months of my life being tortured and abused every day in inhumane conditions with little
1:42.6	to no contact the the outside world?
1:46.2	No, because I've had my favorite articles of clothing stolen or had to sell them for money,
1:52.9	and I've recovered. Right. Okay. What if I got like mad at you and then I just like punched you
1:59.0	in the face right now. Would you
2:00.8	want me to spend the next three years of my life being tortured and abused every day in
2:05.4	humane conditions with little to no contact to the outside world? Uh, no, but you're asking
2:09.4	the wrong person because I'd be like, I probably deserve being punched in the face. You don't.
2:13.7	I would have probably actually, like, apologize. apologize and be like, I'm sorry.
2:18.3	No.
2:19.9	Well,
2:20.5	the point I'm getting at,
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