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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

6.3.26, Second Poorest Kid In School

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

HUGE update with the banned youth baseball coach. Women are taking over the world, so Lazlo and SlimFast are scared. Trump wants a dollar with his face on it, and the guys HATE camping. There's a ton of drama over at 60 Minutes. There's a fine line when you decide to yell at your boss. Kids are turning their backs on goldfish, and Slim realizes he was the second poorest kid in his school. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

As you will know, my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.1

Ladies and gentlemen, the church of Laslow has begun.

0:48.1

Yo!

0:48.6

Yo! How are you?

0:50.8

I'm good. How are you?

0:51.8

Good. I did. I got an update. A buddy of mine sent me this yesterday on a story that we did.

0:56.9

And he just said, this escalated quickly. And I wanted to bring it to the judge. I didn't see that band youth baseball coach. You see that? Yeah, well, because you sent it to me. Oh, yeah, right? Yeah. What the hell? I was going to ask you about being a youth coach and whether or not they do any background checks. How that works?

1:13.7

If people heard the story... what the hell? I was going to ask you about being a youth coach and whether or not they do any background

1:12.7

checks. How that works? If people heard the story

1:14.7

and I know some people heard, they didn't even realize it happened here at a tournament here.

1:20.0

But this

1:20.6

coach is like, I think it was like a 12 U team or something,

1:24.5

13 U team in Oklahoma. They come

1:26.9

to Kansas City to play a tournament, right?

1:28.9

Which happens all the time in baseball. And his kids pitching, I still don't know why he was

1:35.4

angry. Because the kids in the dugout were yelling at the pitcher trying to, you know, getting

1:40.6

what were they saying, though. I don't know what they were saying. So I'm sure that,

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