President Biden announced a new executive action on immigration that will protect immigrants

who are married to US citizens from deportation.

It's the first time a US president has done something nice for Malania.

Ah yes, Malania, of course never received a glowing profile in any newspaper or magazine

as first lady for four years.

Having fled communism in Eastern Europe, speaking six languages becomes an international fashion model and no magazine cover like

you know Michael Obama got all those times.

Hey another article about Michelle Obama's arms.

It's called Tootruck Girl.

Turning it into a comic book series.

Crash, she knocked over the Statue of Liberty.

Ah, yes.

Still taking shots at Malaniya Trump.

Too beautiful, too heterosexual.

They've got issues, these people, a lot of issues.

Well, happy Juneteenth.

It's Juneteenth.

It's, what do you do on Juneteenth?

It's hard to say. Maybe invite a transgender guy over and pretend he's a woman with a beard wearing a long gown like Joe Biden did last week and perhaps you could have George Floyd's brother over to the

house like Joe Biden did last week and it was George Floyd's brother

because he's a hero of the Democrat Party George, the late not so great George Floyd, who died of hurt

failure while resisting arrest. But happy Juneteenth anyway, it's Juneteenth. Juneteenth, the date on

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