Chuck Schumer garnered some controversy this weekend when he was accused of staging a

fake Father's Day photo of himself grilling. Look closer and you'll see he put cheese on an uncooked patty.

Schumer captured the photo with Father's Day Heaven, which is,

which is where you're going to be if you eat one of his burgers?

Ah, yes.

Turns out the entire Schumer family is incapable of cooking food.

It's a... I assume they have had everything catered their whole lives

at someone else's expense but his daughter and his daughter's wife own the

house and they had the grill very proud to announce it but nobody knows how to prepare food

He is the lizard king however. I was reminded of the Harvard University report that came

out about a week ago and space aliens live among us and if there are any space aliens living among, we should really take a look at the

lizard king, Chuck Schumer. He's a scaly reptilian type of creature.

Then there's Nancy Pelosi, look at her.

Honestly, we're gonna need a Men in Black Bureau.

And I suspect we're going to find a lot of Democrats

or not actually of this earth. Well, happy Juneteenth.

Happy Juneteenth and well, it's Juneteenth and we, we don't take the day off, we show up, we go to work,

however driving in today in Washington, D.C. was like driving on

Sunday. You too? It was just flowed right in, right? And Michael comes much

from much greater distance than I do. And boy boy I mean tell you something just humming

along nobody out on the roads and you can park anywhere and they won't even tell you

today because because it's Juneteenth and you may remember that Joe Biden last week celebrated

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