The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

I'm so gay.

I don't understand how it happens.

Honestly, I don't.

It's ridiculous.

It doesn't make sense.

If we buy a bunch of black t-shirts and then we both wear black t-shirts every day, that makes sense. Right? We're just wearing black t-shirts all the time. It happens. But any time, one of us says, let's, today I'll just grab one of these t-shirts or shirts that has color. you know you look look a little different. Spice things up.

Inevitably, and I mean it, we show up wearing the same goddamn colored shirt.

Shirts I didn't even know you owned.

Salmon.

Right.

Stupid-looking gay shirt to begin.

It's not red.

It's not pink.

It's like something. It's salmon. It's not pink it's like uh something it's

it's jesus christ it's salmon say it's embarrassing to say artificially colored farm

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