599: Scandalous Bird House

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Whaaah it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, I'm sure. Who me? Whah ah am the most readily scandalised debutante in all of Mississippi. A single nod from a brute would be enough to butter my teacakes and make my shadow scurry up my garters, ahhh doooo believe. Ahh rahhllyy achsually dooooo if you don't mind. In this episode, Joe introduces me to the fine and upstanding gentlemen of this podcast, who I am assured are decent folk of good moral standing. And Log, ah am told, goes to war with various birds. Ahhh. AHHHHH. "That Zen Moment " Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular, regular features.
0:03.9	A regular regular features are regular features.
0:07.1	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that is precisely the same every single week.
0:12.8	My name is Steve.
0:14.0	I am the captain of the ship.
0:15.8	No, you're not.
0:16.5	And I am joined.
0:17.7	All right, this is a mutiny.
0:18.6	Mutiny time.
0:20.1	My name's Jonathan Lee Bligh, and I'm the captain of the ship tonight.
0:24.6	My recently deposed fucking whatever he thought he was is introduce yourself, Steve.
0:29.7	You're tied up in chains now and I'm about to kick you over the side of the captain's ship.
0:33.6	That sounds hot.
0:35.6	Oh, you're enjoying it.
0:36.8	This really takes the wind out of mine and the ship's sails.
0:41.1	That's the last thing you want to do on a ship.
0:43.3	We'll never get where we're going at this rate.
0:45.2	Okay, have the captain's hat back. I don't care.
0:48.6	Newtonie! I'm the captain now.
0:51.2	Steve's been tied up again.
0:53.2	And I, for one, love that he's erect.
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