598: Luton Candy Pig

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Open wide, it's time for podcasts. In this episode, Joe recounts the story of a man who drove his car into where a multi-storey car park wasn't, Steve invites us on a tour of Candyman's factory, and Log lists the animals of his local city farm that have displeased him.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:03.9	A regular regular features.
0:07.4	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that's the same every week.
0:13.0	And as with every week, to my friends, come down the stairs slowly.
0:19.3	Clippity clop, clippity clop. Clippity clop.
0:22.0	One's a horse.
0:23.0	Ah, yeah.
0:24.1	And his name. There's no other sounds that animal makes when they moves.
0:27.8	Ever heard of a buzz motherfucker?
0:32.5	I'm joined by horseman John Locke Blythe.
0:36.3	Hello there.
0:37.2	And human. Human.. And human women.
0:39.2	Steve Ogutty.
0:40.4	How are your features today?
0:42.7	Are they hot?
0:43.9	Are they not?
0:45.1	Fit to burst.
0:46.4	Coming away at the seams and gripping.
0:51.0	What's coming out?
0:52.4	I don't know.
0:53.8	I don't like it
0:55.1	Help me
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