598 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, if you missed it live, you can still watch
0:02.7	YMH Live 4 right now, head to livestream.YMHStudios.com
0:07.6	to see the wildest and funniest show we have done yet.
0:11.3	And you're like, ooh.
0:12.5	I just like to see ticks.
0:13.5	I mean, like, would you, if somebody showed you outlines of boobs,
0:16.8	don't you just like any boobs?
0:18.5	I guess, I see what you're saying.
0:19.9	I see what you're saying, but I thought you would want like,
0:22.3	like a fucking hog in one, you know?
0:24.3	Of course, that's what I'm looking for.
0:25.4	I'm hog hunting.
0:26.4	Maybe you'll...
0:27.4	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:57.4	Too loose, too loose, too.
0:58.4	Let me dove.
0:59.4	Yeah, ready for that hog.
1:00.4	What tick.
1:01.4	That red flag.
1:02.4	That red flag.
1:03.4	That red flag.
1:04.4	Struckin' like dick land.
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