597 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 111 minutes

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YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Head over to https://Revtown.com/YMH to upgrade your denim game today! - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://brightcellars.com/YMH for 50% off your first 6 bottle order. - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first order free with code YMH. Just pay $5 shipping. HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.

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0:00.0	YMH live is back Chomos April second six p.m. Go to livestream. YMH studios.com get your tickets now now now right now
0:11.2	Isn't this like nerd culture? Isn't this a reference to some hen dae or something? What is this shit called?
0:17.6	The anime that he watches. Yeah, isn't this like a you go through me you go through all of us in the wolf pack
0:22.9	Now this is stupid people. Are you a hot black lachina guy looking for a place to live?
0:32.6	Come on 23 95 where there are no problem to see when 24th of friday is Tarlan
0:38.6	7 8 9 3 9 7 2 3
0:41.7	You have to pay in rent and give you a key and it will be a closer house
0:46.4	And you go somewhere else a while to keep it up here top and you're a black watching out for your own
0:52.8	Sex Con come check it out this 7 8 9 3 9 7 2 3
0:56.7	Black guy on what is our son? Men from jail
1:01.7	Hot black lachina guys hot black top is for Robin
1:06.2	The creeper to keep creep to keep creep
1:08.9	Hey, this is more of a bullshit and pay
1:15.7	Definitely not insane
1:18.7	You know what he wants black Latino thoughts
1:22.2	Give him all you got
1:24.2	Hey, this is more of a bullshit and pay
1:29.2	He don't got a hide his face
1:32.2	Just give him what he wants
1:34.2	If you were black Latino thought
1:35.7	Give him all you got
1:39.2	But they gonna take you on a damn plane
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