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The Scathing Atheist

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

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🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Trump finally agrees to share billing with the god of the universe, Tucker Carlson's hair looks like an omelet, and Marsh will be here to pour some cold water on ice baths.
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Headlines:
Trump proclaims "I had God on my side" during RNC speech: https://www.christianpost.com/news/trump-reflects-on-shooting-in-rnc-speech-i-had-god-on-my-side.html
Russia bans ruble toilet paper: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/07/18/russia-bans-ruble-toilet-paper-a85756
Ryan Burge’s church shuts down: https://apnews.com/article/illinois-christian-baptist-church-closure-religious-trends-c6b9e938eb228c8018fb911b02a791f0
Far-right MEP vows to have priest rid European Parliament of ‘devils’: https://www.politico.eu/article/far-right-mep-diana-sosoaca-vows-to-bring-priest-to-cleanse-the-european-parliament-of-devils-romania-sos-party/
Subway worker turns away customers for offensive shirts, they cry “Christian persecution” https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/07/subway-worker-denies-conservative-christians-service-because-of-their-outrageous-t-shirts/
Tucker Carlson tells RNC attendees they are in a "spiritual battle" against people who want to "kill Christians": https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/tucker-carlson-tells-rnc-attendees-they-are-in-a-spiritual-battle-against-people-who-want-to-kill-christians/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, it's not that this podcast isn't safe for work, it's that work isn't safe for this podcast.
0:05.4	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Hello Fresh, Mint Mobile,
0:11.0	and by The New Breath-Freshener for debating Christians, arguments!
0:16.0	arguments! Because I can't say it in a way that won't piss you off, but my fuck-offs can at least
0:20.2	smell great. And now the skating atheist.
0:23.6	Look, I'm not saying that there aren't parallel universes where you evolve from a
0:28.0	grilled cheese sandwich. I'm just saying that in this reality, but one that matters to
0:32.3	you, you did in fact evolve from filthy
0:34.9	monkey men. Oh. Oh, it's Thursday. It's July 25th. And it's National Hot Fudge Sunday Day.
1:03.0	Okay, and until they let you eat the fudge right out of the jar without being
1:06.5	judgy about it, I guess that'll have to be.
1:09.0	It's weird to have that on a Thursday.
1:11.0	I'm no illusions.
1:12.0	I'm Eli Bosting. I'm Heath and Wright and from Joe Rogans New Jersey
1:16.2	and Illinois in Michigan and across Georgia this is the scathing East.
1:20.1	On this week's episode Trump finally agrees to share billing with the God of the universe.
1:25.0	Tucker Carlson's hair looks like an omelet still.
1:28.0	And Marsh will be here to pour some cold water on ice bats.
1:32.0	But first, the Dietron. for some cold water on ice bats.
1:32.8	But first, the diatron. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you expecting someone else? Not prepared for a woman? Well, I'm sorry to give you something in common with Donald Trump, but here we are, aren aren't we and all I'm saying is you
1:54.5	motherfickers better let me eat my cupcakes this time so I've probably talked
1:59.5	about this on the show before or maybe no one has but on election day of 2016 I spent the afternoon
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