596: Ear and Present Danger Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode: Christians pray the bullet spray away ... We learn that "Gay Furry Hackers" isn't just an amazing porn parody ... And we learn that if you suck enough, even hagiography can make you seem boring.
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Headlines:
Christian Right responds to assassination attempt: https://religionnews.com/2024/07/13/faith-leaders-and-fellow-politicians-invoke-gods-protection-for-trump-in-wake-of-shooting/ https://ffrf.org/news/releases/ffrf-deplores-political-violence-questions-divine-providence-rhetoric/ https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/watch-televangelist-kenneth-copelands
Swiss right seeks to block Eurovision’s ‘celebration of satanism and occultism’: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/article/2024/jul/12/swiss-right-seeks-to-block-eurovisions-celebration-of-satanism-and-occultism
Judge rejects effort to subpoena Catholic Church records in WA: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/judge-rejects-effort-by-washington-attorney-general-bob-ferguson-to-get-records-from-catholic-church/ar-BB1pTDV0
Heritage Foundation Exec Threatens ‘Gay Furry Hackers’ in Unhinged Texts: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/heritage-foundation-gay-furry-hackers-texts-1235057421/amp/
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This Week in Misogyny:
Ontario church shuts down after nobody will insure them against sex abuse: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/canadian-megachurch-halts-services
Idaho woman unable to obtain emergency abortion: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/28/us/emergency-abortion-idaho-mother.html
Synod promises to discuss female leadership next time: https://religionnews.com/2024/07/09/toned-down-synod-document-backs-female-leadership-but-not-as-deacons/
Gambia considers lifting ban on FGM: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/07/14/gambia-female-genital-cutting-fgm/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piento Ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	Warning, the following podcast uses the Lord's name in vain and makes graven images.
0:35.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by My Sheets Rock
0:40.0	and by the only company that can defeat them in a fair fight my sheets paper.
0:45.0	And now the scathing atheist.
0:48.0	We that are many did what we do.
0:51.0	In conflict with lies lies fact piercing through.
0:56.0	Evolve in your thought from falseness to true. Filthy throwing reason like a monkey,
1:03.0	hirling poo, men, women, and all others in between.
1:10.0	We did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men and women and all others. Oh, It's Thursday.
1:41.0	July 18th.
1:43.3	And that is not what we met by Shoot Your Shot.
1:45.7	I'm no illusions.
1:47.2	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:48.2	I'm Heath Hanwright.
1:49.5	And from Wycliffe's New Jersey, Annover, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia.
1:53.0	This is the Skating Atheist.
1:55.0	On this week's episode, Christians pray the spray away.
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