597 - Dating a Stripper with Comedian Mark Fernandez

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4.1 • 529 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Comic Mark Fernandez (Portland Comedy Festival, Funny is Funny) was bartending in San Diego when he met a nice girl who just happened to be a stripper. That wasn't the problem. Listen to find out the whole story and Happy New Year everybody!And please visit storyworthypodcast.com! You'll find special deals courtesy of my sponsor Scan Digital. Just go to www.ScanDigital.com/STORYWORTHY When you support my sponsors, you support me. THANK YOU! It's good karma guys!Please subscribe, rate, and review Story Worthyon Apple Podcasts here- http://apple.co/1MceZ2Q It really helps. And check out the funniest game show in LA, Story Smash! It's EVERY month at the Hollywood Improv! and it's podcast on Story Worthy. Follow me on Social Media. Instagram-https://www.instagram.com/storyworthy/ Twitter-https://twitter.com/storyworthy Facebook-https://www.facebook.com/StoryWorthy/ Christine Blackburn- http://christineblackburn.com/ Thanks guys! Privacy Policy and California Privacy Notice.

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0:00.0	You're finally at that hot new spot, the one your friends keep raving about, sitting across from your date.
0:06.6	It's going another round.
0:08.3	Really well. And that dish you've been dying to try? Oh, it's headed your way. You can smell it.
0:14.2	Here it's sizzling fresh off that skillet as it comes closer, closer, and served. Go ahead. Enjoy. After your phone sneaks a bite first,
0:23.7	when you're with Amex, it's not if it's going to happen, but when? American Express, don't live
0:28.5	life without it.
0:35.3	Hey, it's Christine from Storyworthy.
0:38.2	Today on the show, comedian Mark Fernandez talks about dating a stripper.
0:43.3	One night I went to see her at work, and I almost got my ass beat because she did this thing that's kind of unprecedented, right?
0:51.3	She dances a whole dance just to me.
0:53.8	She has me sit on the stage, the corner of the main stage,
0:57.1	and she plays a song that was a special song from her to me,
1:00.8	which was Take My Breath Away by Berlin,
1:03.5	and she dances the entire song to that corner of the bar where I was,
1:07.3	and ignores 50 sailors around the other side.
1:11.2	All these sailors are looking at me like, who the fuck is this guy?
1:14.1	That she's giving all her attention just to me.
1:17.1	You know what I mean?
1:17.6	I got a lot of dirty looks, and it was uncomfortable.
1:22.4	Today on the show, comedian Mark Fernandez shares a story about dating a stripper
1:27.0	and then breaking up with a stripper.
1:30.0	Happy New Year. Stay close.
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