596 - All Eyes on Me

Heavy Hands

Connor Ruebusch

Sports

4.8 • 541 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sign our petition to have every heavyweight on the UFC roster summarily executed.

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CONTENTS:

00:00 Tom Aspinall vs Ciryl Gane
23:27 Mackenzie Dern vs Virna Jandiroba
44:37 Umar Nurmagomedov vs Mario Bautista

Transcript

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0:00.0	Thank you.
0:02.0	I'm
0:04.0	. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another edition of Heavy Hands.
0:36.3	I'm your host Connor.
0:37.2	With me, as always, is Phil.
0:39.2	Yo.
0:41.5	And I would like to start this episode, Phil, with what I feel is the only, well, one of the two appropriate reactions to what happened at UFC 321.
0:54.3	Uh-huh.
0:55.4	Ah!
0:55.8	Ha! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
1:02.0	Oh, heavyweight is shit, and it will never not be shit.
1:09.4	Last week, you proposed, Phil, that if Cyril gone were to win the title from Tom Aspinall,
1:15.6	that we should just put an end to the heavyweight division.
1:18.8	He did not win the title from Tom Aspinall.
1:22.0	He will, and we could argue the fairness of this, get another chance to.
1:26.5	But given what did happen, I propose that we
1:31.8	provisionally execute every single heavyweight on the UFC roster. This I am also
1:39.3	totally fine. Provisionally. If it turns out it was a mistake, we can...
1:44.4	I think Tom Aspinall seems like a very nice guy.
1:50.5	He just seems like very charming.
1:52.7	He has a great relationship with his dad.
1:54.3	He's always seemed, you know, thoughtful and kind.
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