595 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://omaxhealth.com/ today and enter code “MOM” to get 20% off CryoFreeze Sport and sitewide! JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they hate St. Patrick's Day, Tom's new hobby of playing piano, CP's favorite new show, Cobra Kai, and which one of them is grosser. They also react to an Los Angeles Times article about the diversity problem in the hiking community, listen to a new prank call from Fart Simpson, and have fun with the YMH-hacked Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube. They watch BTA submissions, an armless girl driving, a man who farts for his wife, a cool preacher, and a bear being released into a crowd. Also the Ai Yai Yai guy has a message for Christina!

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0:00.0	Hey guys we got a bunch of new merch right now go to store.yamakestudios.com and get that hot new gear.
0:15.6	She's such a nice lady.
0:20.9	I wish you would look at me like this when I farted.
0:23.1	No.
0:23.2	You'd never do.
0:23.7	Look how she looks at him.
0:25.3	Check back in with her in 15 years and we'll see how charming this is.
0:56.1	Let's fuck off.
0:57.6	Are you like the hot head?
0:59.2	You like the fuck come my face man.
1:01.1	Cocks up your camp when both the fuck are out.
1:03.1	I check with my fuck the whole boy.
1:04.6	Mother fuck is hot man.
1:05.8	Ah fuck fuck yeah.
1:08.0	Go and see him go man.
1:09.6	Use his fuck.
1:10.6	Oh man.
1:11.6	Ah yeah.
1:13.1	What the fuck?
1:13.9	That's fuck baby.
1:14.8	Off's the come dump here man.
1:16.6	Right take my fucking body man.
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