594 - Hasan Minhaj - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 150 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you happy to be on TikTok now?
0:02.0	I do have an account, but I don't know what to post first.
0:04.8	I would love if you were like,
0:06.0	Alright, fellas, let me tell you something about talking to women.
0:08.5	And that's your first post.
0:10.0	Alright, fellas, let me tell you.
0:11.2	I like, I pulled my wife.
0:12.5	So you guys are in Chem 2B together.
0:14.4	You wait three to four years
0:16.1	while she's dating somebody else.
0:17.5	Then when they break up,
0:19.0	you make your mother fucking move.
0:21.3	But she's about to go get a master's program.
0:22.9	It's too long it just cuts out.
0:24.1	Dude, that's, that would be a great,
0:26.3	it always cuts off.
0:27.1	That would seriously be hilarious.
0:28.5	And we're back, Chomo's.
0:32.9	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
0:35.0	She's Christina P.
0:36.2	I'm Tommy Buns.
0:38.2	I think it's Christine.
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