595: Galactic Pantry Mystic Murder

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Welcome back to the Regular Features podcast, the only podcast that enters your dreams every night to chase you around a big hedge maze. And when you wake up there are hedge clippings under your pillow. And when you shake your husband awake to tell him about the dream, he has OUR faces. Dream within a dream, baby! We're the only podcast that does that, we checked!! In this episode, an Instagram voodoo-witch lets Gav in on an ancient secret you WON'T believe. Joe invites you on a murder investigation with a SHOCKING twist. And Steve pings around pointlessly like a DVD logo.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:05.7	A regular features show.
0:07.7	Hey, welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:12.5	I'm the new Chicago Pope.
0:15.0	And I'm here to say I endorse this podcast.
0:18.7	You know, I've been walking around the Vatican pointing it stuff and just saying,
0:22.1	make that a deep dish.
0:23.6	You got any other Chicago things to say,
0:25.8	Chicago Pope?
0:27.1	Oh, a bit windy.
0:28.8	Oh, I likes me, the bear.
0:30.8	The base in Chicago.
0:31.7	I like Frasier,
0:33.3	but it's not Chicago.
0:36.5	But I just remembered.
0:39.3	Anyway, sometimes I keep a couple of friends under my cassock just to hear their podcast live.
0:46.6	And that's where they are.
0:47.7	I'm just going to lift it up.
0:50.2	Steve, what you got for old Popey Leo?
0:53.9	Hello. I've been under your cassock, but I'm now into your mitre, because I mighter not got a feature.
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