Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular regular features.

Hello and welcome to regular features of the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.

And this week, as always, I am Matt Lee's joined by Joe Scrabbles.

Hi, how long? Oh, no, I thought I was interrupting on purpose, but it's by accident now.

It's fun. It's fun, though. Don't worry about it.

Hello, it's me. I'll introduce myself.

I'll do it again.

Fuck you, fun. I love you.

Fuck you both. Jesus. Fucking hell.

Joined, as always, by Joe Scrabbles.

Oh, I meant to interrupt now. Hello?

Oh, no, I know we can't do this. We can't do this.

We can.

I came back to play by your rules. I picked up the shuttlecock.

I walked back sternly to my side of the court, and I thought, this time, Joe, I I'm gonna play by your bloody rules I liked your

rules more so I I reneged on me rules all right all right one more time one time one time and I'm joined as

always by Joe Scrabbles I'm log hello I will murder both of you as you stand as you you walk or as you sleep. You do not get to choose. I will make one of those little paper things that you open and close with your fingers that tells you at the end that you're going to marry or kiss someone. And it will just have those words at the end. And then you will die. I'm sorry. Thanks for joining us on the podcast. What have we got going on this week? I like the Pope because the Pope does smoke.

And that's what's going on with me.

As for me, I'm going to take you to TinkleTown.

Meanwhile, I've been walking around a little island called Merica,

and I've noticed a couple of things about animals.

Oh, bring the first feature on and make it snappy.

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