Halleluh, halleluh, halleluh, hallelujah.

Why so somber, Harland.

Well, an interesting show today, I'm going to share some bad news with you today just for a moment I feel like it's important

We're going to talk about a little bit of a tragedy that happened on the show today.

And then we're going to move on to the funny, the silly, the wacky.

I think we have a visit from a police officer Chin Ho from Hawaii 50.

That's what I've been hearing.

I'm not sure that it's happening. I hope it doesn't happen because he annoys me to be honest.

A nice man, but a little annoying. And anyways, you've heard him here before. I don't know if he's here or not we'll have to wait and see

Also a story a story about a modern day blunder that could happen to any of us and happened to me,

something that caught me really off guard that we just kind of take for granted and then boom it lands in your face and I won't

tell you what it is you'll have to listen to the show but it could happen to you is what I'm saying okay so listen up because right now

what's happening to you is the Harland Highway

you just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

Like I'm a wrong week, quit drinking.

I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway with Harlan Williams.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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